Day 137
Since today was in the upper 90’s again my brain is a bit fried. I cannot form coherent sentences or string more than 2 words together without losing my train of thought.
What was I saying?
So, instead of writing something, like an actual paragraph, I will share with you my most recent observances and thoughts.
Despite how disgustingly hot I felt today, I was surprised and disappointed that the humidity was not even 40%. Meaning that when the humidity factor really kicks in I will, without a doubt, dissolve into a puddle of goo. Can’t wait.
Men will look always look at a woman who is blonde. Even when said woman is too old to be that blonde.
Women of a certain body type/build/weight should REALLY not wear shocking pink, skin-tight capris. In fact, it should be illegal.
Dogs that jump in water, then roll in dirt will immediately find the cleanest piece of furniture in your house to lie down on.
I need to teach the dogs to roll in the dirt FIRST, then jump in the pool if they are going to lie on my freshly washed cushion covers. Fat chance of that ever happening.
Food, no matter what it is, tastes better when someone else makes it.
Some people, regardless of the weather, always look like a million bucks. (Like the lady I saw walking down the street in a silk shantung dress today. She looked cool and fabulous.)
I am not one of those people.
The soil here is so wonderful I might have to make a mud pie and eat it.
Just when I think I can go another week without coloring my hair, my roots pop out about 2 inches overnight, making me wish I had made an appointment with Lady Clairol a week ago.
Green beans always look so yummy in the freezer section of the grocery store … and never that good in my own freezer at home.
People in Starbucks talk really fast. Wonder if caffeine has anything to do with that?
Being nice to a beetle rarely pays off.
And, connections of the heart are a wonderful thing.